This sounds juuuuust about right for what police work is like on the average weekend night in a college town.
Around 2:45 A.M. on Sunday, the police in Oxford, Ohio found a young couple in the stairwell of their police headquarters making out.
Why were they there? They said they thought it was the stairwell of a DORM.
Apparently the woman was visiting her friend at Miami University of Ohio, and tried to bring the guy back to her friend's dorm . . . but she confused it with a police station that was several blocks away.
They both smelled like alcohol, and when the cops asked for ID, both of them gave FAKE IDs.
They were both charged with disorderly conduct and taken to actual dorms.
The woman told the cops, quote, "This is kind of embarrassing now that I think about it."
