You know how couples sometimes smear cake on each other's faces at their wedding? Maybe this woman was just practicing that.
A 41-year-old woman named Jane Marie Faulkner in St. Petersburg, Florida got into a drunk argument with her fiancé on Friday night.
And at some point, she picked up some DOG POOP . . . and smeared it in his FACE.
He called the cops, and when they got there, Jane admitted to doing it.
She was arrested for domestic battery and she's been ordered to not have any contact with her fiancé.
There's no word on whether this is going to affect their wedding plans.
