If you lose your girlfriend to another guy because you can't compete with his romantic gestures . . . like occasionally buying her fast food . . . maybe you never should've had her in the first place.
There's a guy named Ervin Johnson in Austin, Texas. And based on this story, there's NOTHING magic about him.
Last Thursday, he found out his ex-girlfriend had gone to Burger King with another dude, and that guy had bought her a meal.
Well . . . Ervin hid in the bushes outside of the woman's apartment, and when she walked up holding the Burger King bag, he snatched it out of her hand and ran off.
She called the cops, and he was charged with theft.
