Apparently this guy figured his best chance of getting away from the cops was to find the NASTIEST place possible to hide?
The cops in Elizabeth City, North Carolina were looking for a 36-year-old car thief named Johnathan Foskey on Thursday. And his master plan was to hide from them . . . inside a DUMPSTER.
Someone called the cops to tell them they'd seen him in the dumpster. But by the time cops got there, Johnathan had changed his hiding spot. He'd moved on to a PORT-A-POTTY. (In terms of disgusting hiding spots, was that an upgrade . . . or a downgrade? Discuss.)
The cops found him in there too, and caught him after a brief chase.
He was hit with several charges.
(Here's his mugshot.)
