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The Cops Catch a Suspect When His Loud Flatulence Gives Away His Hiding Spot

This guy is NEVER going to live this down.

 

 

The sheriff's department in Clay County, Missouri was hunting for a suspect yesterday who had a felony warrant for drug possession.

 

 

And they found him when he gave away his hiding spot . . . by LOUDLY PASSING GAS.

 

 

Unfortunately, we don't have any other details, but really, what else do you need? 

 

 

(Ozarks First)

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