Since everything at McDonald's is made with a million chemicals, does this count as chemical warfare?
There's a 30-year-old guy named Jesus Ferrer in Zephyrhills, Florida. And he got into an argument with his girlfriend over the weekend because, according to the police, quote, "she bought the wrong food from McDonald's."
So he grabbed a few packages of McDonald's Sweet 'N Sour sauce . . . and threw them at her.
Then they started brawling, and he pinned her down . . . so she ripped a chunk out of his beard. He ran off after that.
The cops tracked him down later in the day and arrested him for felony battery.
There's no word on what he actually wanted from McDonald's.
