Just because you HAVE a demolition derby car, that doesn't mean you can smash it into other cars unless . . . you know . . . you're participating in an actual demolition derby.
There's a 34-year-old guy named Stanley Payne Jr. in Springwater, in upstate New York.
And last week, he was upset when he saw someone had parked in front of his house . . . and was on his lawn a little bit.
Well . . . Stanley has a demolition derby car. So he hopped into it . . . and SMASHED it into the car that was parked by his house. He was arrested for felony criminal mischief. (Hornell Evening Tribune / ABC 13 - Rochester)
(Here's his mugshot.)
