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Cops Catch a Fugitive After He Facebook Messages Them "News Flash, Morons" to Correct Them on What City He's in

There's a deep irony in a criminal THIS dumb calling someone ELSE a "moron."

 

 

A 27-year-old guy named Jessie Dean Kowalchuk has been wanted in Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada for almost four years on three outstanding warrants.

 

 

Well . . . last December, a Kamloops website called CFJC Today posted about him in their weekly "Most Wanted" segment.  And they told people in the area to keep an eye out for him.

 

 

But Jessie messaged them on Facebook, and said, quote, "News flash, morons: I'm in Edmonton and not coming back."

 

 

So they let the local cops know . . . and they contacted the police in Edmonton.

 

 

They've kept an eye out for him ever since . . . and last week, they found him and arrested him. 

 

 

(CBC / CFJC Today

 

 

(Here's his mugshot.)

 

 

 

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