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A Woman Goes to the Police Station to Discuss Cocaine Legalization . . . and Gets Arrested for a DUI

Was this woman TRYING to get arrested?

 

 

There's a 47-year-old woman named Shelley Boyle from Scranton, Pennsylvania.  And she might be the least bright resident of Scranton since Michael Scott.  Or Kevin.  Probably Kevin.

 

 

A few weeks ago, Shelley drove to a police station and asked to speak with a cop.  Apparently she wanted to discuss the possibility of COCAINE LEGALIZATION.

 

 

For what it's worth, cocaine legalization is NOT currently on the ballot in any state.

 

 

The cops noticed she was clearly high, so they arrested her for driving under the influence and possession of drug paraphernalia. 

 

 

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