Don't try to pull off Tom Cruise moves unless you're Tom Cruise.
There's a 37-year-old guy named Dustin Ammons in Kyle, Texas. And on Monday night, he decided to try to rob a Target . . . "Mission: Impossible" style.
He cut a hole in the roof and lowered himself down into the store using a rope, harness, and grappling hook.
Once he got inside though, the burglary became a lot less elegant. According to the surveillance footage, he just started smashing electronics cases and grabbing stuff.
The cops eventually showed up. And clearly Dustin didn't have a badass plan for that situation either . . . because they found him trying to hide behind a shoe rack.
He was charged with burglary and felony criminal mischief.
(Here's his mugshot.)
