I would've guessed that instead of getting drunk and belligerent, it'd be better to get drunk and INSANELY GENEROUS. Apparently not.
A guy named Joel Boyers was at a bar in downtown Nashville, Tennessee on Monday. And he was so drunk that he kept giving the servers HUGE TIPS.
Over the course of his time there, he tipped $22,000.
But . . . he'd also been texting his friends strange stuff, about how he'd taken drugs that, quote, "increased his intelligence" and he was carrying a gun. They were worried, so they called the cops.
And when the cops got there, the managers at the bar said Joel was causing a disruption . . . because his giant tips were making the servers fight over who'd get to serve him.
So he was arrested for public intoxication and possession of a firearm while intoxicated. I guess next time he should tip less and not talk to his friends.
(Here's his mugshot.)

