How did this brilliant plan not work? I'm shocked.
There's a 40-year-old guy named Jesse Pack from Bunnell, Florida, and he had a warrant out for kidnapping and assault charges.
Well . . . when the cops went to his house on Sunday, the woman there said Jesse was gone, and he'd left them a message.
Jesse had written on a MATTRESS in orange magic marker, quote, "I know my warrant is active. I'm not here, I am finishing a job and turning myself in."
For some reason, the cops weren't totally convinced . . . maybe Jesse should've had the mattress notarized? So they asked the woman if they could search the house and she said yes.
And . . . the cops found Jesse curled up in the fetal position inside a dresser.
(Here's the mattress, the dresser, and his mugshot.)
